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Church of Enron – Marketing – Snarky Skits

Setting: Church of Enron – A house of worship for the 1% <choir/organ music in the background> Bishop -Blessed be the 1%. Thank you for gathering with me today. The Church of Enron is pleased with the service both of … Continue reading

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SWAT the Tailgaters – Snarky Skits

Setting: Tailgate party Dad: This is the best tailgate party ever! We have a cooler full of beer, hot dogs on the grill and sky box seats to the first home game of the year! Go bulldogs! <hooting and hollering> … Continue reading

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Attack of the Death Eaters – Snarky Skits

Setting: Congress <sound of gavel rapping and mumbling of a crowd> Sergeant at Arms: Order! Order! Members of congress, please return to your seats. Our next speaker, Congressal Representative Huckle Mucklebee from the state of Arkansas will take the floor. … Continue reading

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“Kim Davising” It – Snarky Skits

Setting: Family Home Mom: OK kids! Come on! It’s time to do the yardwork. Let’s get this done quickly. Dave: Um, Mom? Johnny and I have been talking about this and we decided that we are going to “Kim Davis” … Continue reading

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GMO Empire – Snarky Skits

Setting: Inside the Death Star Stormtrooper: Emperor, Lord Vader, I have some news for you. Vader: It had better be good or I will make you suffer as I did the last messenger. Emperor: Good, good. Let your anger flow … Continue reading

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Ashley Madison Love Story – Snarky Skits

After the news of the hacked information from infidelity website, Ashley Madison, was broadcast, the results of their clientele base shocked the world. 37 million users but only 12 thousand of them were women with active accounts. As depressing as … Continue reading

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Trump’s Bounty – Snarky Skits

Setting: Trump Tower Apartment <Knocking> Donald ┬áTrump: You may enter the realm. Staff 1: Donald Trump, sir? We have some news before your next press conference. Staff 2: It is very important. Donald Trump: It had better be. I was … Continue reading

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Buck You, Female Fans! – Snarky Skits

Gal: Ladies! We here at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers want you to catch football fever! We have started a Women’s movement inspired by you, real American women! We call it Reds! Previous advertising for this campaign caught the attention of … Continue reading

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Don’t Break the Ice 2015 – Snarky Skits

Johnny: Hey guys! Look at the game I got! Dave: “Don’t break the Ice”. Cool! I remember this game from when I was a kid. Sue: I used to play it at my grandma’s house. You set up the plastic … Continue reading

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Selling the Party – Snarky Skits

Speaker: Presidential Candidates! I have gathered you here to provide an update on our marketing techniques. Before we do that, I want to remind you that the whole point of running for president is not to win the office but … Continue reading

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